Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 days agoSounds plausiblelemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1548arrow-down12
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minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·13 days agoWhere does vegetable oil come from? Vegetables! Where does olive oil come from? Olives! Where does baby oil come from? Uh… Oh no!
minus-squaretias@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up19·13 days agoIt’s okay, they’re third world babies
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 days agoBaby oil is just mineral oil but 10x as expensive.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 days agofood grade mineral oil. get that baby ready for cooking.
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·13 days agoSo I can chug it if im constipated?!
minus-squareLemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 days agoYou don’t have to be constipated!
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoProbably true, it was just a joke though.
minus-squareHazel@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·13 days agoI’m a real hoot at parties 🫥
Where does vegetable oil come from? Vegetables!
Where does olive oil come from? Olives!
Where does baby oil come from? Uh… Oh no!
It’s okay, they’re third world babies
Oh that’s fine then
Baby oil is just mineral oil but 10x as expensive.
food grade mineral oil. get that baby ready for cooking.
So I can chug it if im constipated?!
You don’t have to be constipated!
Probably true, it was just a joke though.
I’m a real hoot at parties 🫥