I grabbed a corn dog the other day from AM/PM and the cashier asked if I wanted mustard or ketchup and then when I said no thank you, gave me a look like I had grown a second head.
I like the corn dog. It’s not just a sauce conveyance vessel. And I only sometimes eat the stick too.
I feel like it needs butter tbh. That being said I haven’t tried one. Can’t eat corn.
Oh. My. God.
You’re a genius!
I’m sure you could make a corn dog analogue that’s close enough without cornmeal based batter. Heck, use breakfast sausage, dip in pancake batter, deep fry. Best pigs in a blanket ever. 🤤
A wheat dog is basically a hot dog in a bun anyway, so yeah it would probably be tasty. Salt free butter probably.
You’ve never corndogged?
1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement… If you had a light breakfast and it’s the only other thing you eat that day it’s not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber (Not the stick though), and a multivitamin wouldn’t hurt.
There’s fiber in the sticks
I didn’t mention the sticks and you got me mid-edit. Fine, you can eat the sticks but you gotta chew real hard. You don’t want slivers…
Why not? You get a free throat scrapping.
If you just suck on them they’ll be moist and ready to gobble down
Thanks, now I gotta go jerk off
Mustard adds basically no calories too. So mustard that shit up.
Why y’all hate corn dogs here? I tried some once and they were fine. Not great but pretty decent.
I should add I’m not American. So corn dogs over here might be different
But did you try seven?
Does eating a box of 10 count?
Probably. If you eat ten you have eaten seven.
Corn dog with mustard and ketchup is good eating when you are high, especially if you deep fry them instead of oven baking.
But I’m going to need a drink.
But I’m going to need a drink.
Wash those 7 corn dogs down with an entire 2-liter of Coca-Cola.
Dr Pepper
No it was just 2 lmao.
I don’t think I can eat 7 of any junk food tbh
I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.
I probably had malnutrition because I didn’t know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving
What even is a corndog, like a hotdog… made of corn?
Hotdog saussage covered in wome corn based batter. It’s absolutely disgusting.
Corn dogs are delicious you heathen.
I’ve personally got a corn intolerance so seven corndogs would be quite the experience.
you will certainly not regret eating seven corn dogs
The worst parts of the animal that can’t be used in other meat products, covered in raw carbs, and of course, deep fried in oil. America.
(edit) I looked up some pictures, why is the bread so fucking thick? Is it supposed to absorb the oil or is that just a happy coincidence? Absolutely disgusting.
Absolutely delicious you mean.
The two are not mutually exclusive.
Disgustingly delicious
The worst parts of the animal that can’t be used in other meat products
You say that like actually using all parts of the animal you’ve killed is a bad thing
You say that like grinding up and selling it as a meat-adjacent is the only possible use of animal remains.
You say that like grinding it up and selling it as meat-adjacent isn’t a valid choice!
You are way too trusting with what you put in your mouth.
So are the people you sleep with.
Boom! Got eeeeeeem!
I assume that which doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.
If meat, I eat.
Wow, first repost I see on lemmy. Congrats!
Thank you so much!
i like a little corndog with my mustard
Im in this picture and i dont like it