Yeah, which is why I said Neptune’s kiss was right. An interesting one I didn’t learn until later though was that with all the other planet names being the Roman versions (Zeus=Jupiter, Kronos=Saturn, etc) that Hades and Pluto (or well, Pluton) are both originally Greek. The Romans also just used Pluto for Hades (and a couple other gods that got wrapped up in that name).
My toilet apparently has a shallow bowl because this happens pretty much every time I sit down, and I’ve never experienced it before moving in. Bad enough experience to replace the toilet imo.
I’ve never had my dick touch the water, but I have had it hit the cold porcelain. That was a surprise.
When that happens in a public toilet
Aka the witches kiss
I’ve always heard that phrase referring to splashback on the butthole
That’s Neptune’s kiss
Oh yeah, you’re right-- we used to call it Poseidon’s kiss though haha
Poseidon is the Greek god of water (and horses), Neptune is the Roman version.
Same guy. Same kiss. Same pucker.
Yeah, which is why I said Neptune’s kiss was right. An interesting one I didn’t learn until later though was that with all the other planet names being the Roman versions (Zeus=Jupiter, Kronos=Saturn, etc) that Hades and Pluto (or well, Pluton) are both originally Greek. The Romans also just used Pluto for Hades (and a couple other gods that got wrapped up in that name).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hades?useskin=vector
I literally have developed a habit where if I sit down my hand automatically goes down to keep my dick from touching the bowl. Fuck. that.
touching dick sounds kinda gay… /s
My toilet apparently has a shallow bowl because this happens pretty much every time I sit down, and I’ve never experienced it before moving in. Bad enough experience to replace the toilet imo.
This is precisely why I won’t ever join the “sit to pee” revolution.
Bro that’s the healthy way. If you start doing it young, at the ages of 50s it really makes a difference.
Can you elaborate on why this is healthier? I’ve never heard this before.