• Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    I live in the UK so it’s cold as balls outside a good chunk of the year. Often when I get home from work my dick is so shrivelled it’s practically inverted. No way to aim it. Stand and pee, it goes everywhere. Sit and pee, it goes through the gap between the seat and the porcelain onto the floor or my pants.

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      11 months ago

      You have to give it a little rub before your pee. Mini wank before your pee goes in the tank, rub the willy before getting pissy. Spank the monkey before urine dunky. You know the old stroke and spoke, the fiddle and piddle.

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      11 months ago

      I think this is more honest than “not completely soft” I’m having a hard time imagining a pre chub pointing out but also not hitting the seat