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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Judging from the comments, this is an actual problem and I have a small penis. TIL.

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      Different toilets too, I’m from the UK and the water inside the toilet is a good 10 inches from seat.

      Inb4 comment, ha ha your flaccid dick isn’t 10 inches?

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        Im in the uk and my entire dick and balls go fully into the water, around the ubend, down the pipes to the large waste pipe, fill the entire waste pipe and then go all the way to the sewage treatment facility where they have a 9 to 5 cleaning shitty water. They earn more money than i do, and frankly, they are sustaining our life.

        Sometimes, we fight, but then i remember my dick has it harder than i do.

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          Oh man, you’re Dick Rodney’s other half?? Man, he is my favourite coworker here at the sewage works. He’s a very hard worker… very hard indeed. Always sounded like there might be family problems at home, though, as he says he leaves the arsehole behind when he comes to work.

        • Peter1986C@lemmings.world
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          😆

        • captnanonymous@lemmy.world
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          Better call Central Services.

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        Yeah it’s so weird to me that the US toilet water is so high. I imagine there’s a valid reason for it, but it’s a very foreign concept to me

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        10 inches diameter. On a cold winter January morning.

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        IT WAS COLD

        I WAS IN THE POOL

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          Why do you flush before you stand up? Don’t you like to admire the fruits of your labour?

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            Never heard of a courtesy flush?

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          You close the toilet before flushing right?

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      High-fives you yup same.

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      Meanwhile, I’m seeing a lot of comments that this isn’t normal and it’s giving me some confidence

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      Can’t do this either, doesn’t take away from my performance in bed, don’t worry about it, brother

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        Are you sure about that? I bet you havent tried it with a bigger dick /s

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          🥹

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