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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Lawful Neutral

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Lawful Neutral

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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I have to swap lawful evil and chaotic evil I’m sorry

    • key@lemmy.keychat.org
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      I was thinking swapping chaotic good and chaotic evil. Sitting on the armrest is horrible for the chair and liable to injure you when the chair falls over.

      Maybe also swap chaotic neutral and neutral evil. Also true neutral and neutral good. I must be getting old, my whole definition of evil is based on the risk of damaging furniture.

      • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I feel like chaotic neutral relies on the sharing of the seat.

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      I’m sorry, I don’t understand anything in the image apart from attempting to do one of those matrices like with hotdogs are sandwiches or whatever. What makes a seating position chaotic versus lawful?

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        Armchair legislation

      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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        The impossibility of a sensible, coherent answer is part of why I find this stuff fun. Like, one of my friends enjoys arguing “every good is either a salad or a sandwich” and it’s a fun false binary to play with (cereal is definitely more of a salad than a sandwich, for example )

        • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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          Well pizza is obviously a sandwich

      • 1984@lemmy.today
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        It’s a joke.

  • Katlah@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    all of them are me after sitting down for like 5 minutes

    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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      As someone with chronic pain, these are just the positions I cycle through trying to feel comfortable for a second.

  • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Chaotic Good is going to break the armrest.

    • platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
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      That would be a little… chaotic

    • Wogi@lemmy.world
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      It’s like a full 2*4 under there. It’ll be fine.

  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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    Well I guess I’m alignment fluid.

  • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    I’m true neutral for sure.

    I feel like lawful evil should be switch for chaotic evil, putting the shoes on the coach sounds bad

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      Do people wear shoes at home where you live?

      • Ansis@iusearchlinux.fyi
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        Some Americans do. I didn’t believe it either.

    • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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      they’re all evil. lawful isn’t “less” evil than chaotic. it’s just evil in a different way.

      all three lawfuls are sitting in a conventional way.

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    Get your asscrack off my chair arm.

  • nifty@lemmy.world
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    I knew I was evil, but I guess it’s some consolation that its effect is neutral.

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    what are people who sit under cushion

    • Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Abysal evil

  • Poggervania@kbin.social
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    LG should actually be LN - you’re sitting in the intended and expected position of the chair, following the rules of the chair design to a T. LG would probably be the same position but scooched to one side of the chair so another person could sit, and LE should actually be the same position as well but with a manspread.

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    Chaotic evil. Really stretches out the neck muscles and relieves that pinched nerve that makes my hands go numb.

  • Drew Belloc@programming.dev
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    I’m in all of them

    • GluWu@lemm.ee
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      Even lawful evil? I do that one but it’s for a very specific reason.

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        Not anymore but i would do when i was a kid, so yes, but nowdays is normally one of the chaotic ones

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    So I’m a true neutral? I’d never guess that about myself …

    • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Do you sit everywhere cross-legged, and are you shorter than average?

      I find this is most often done by people at least one standard deviation below average height. I’m one of those people. My feet don’t touch the ground sitting normally in normal chairs, and it puts pressure on the back of the legs, making cross leg much more comfortable.

  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    Chaotic neutral for me

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m some combination of all three evils and chaotic neutral

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    my feet don’t touch the floor in the lawful good position, it’s uncomfortable

    this is discrimination

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