he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique
It’s what the Kool Aid man looks like under the costume
I get this reference.
I don’t but it made me laugh. What cultural blind spot am I missing?
WHY DOES HE HAVE EXTRA NIPPLES. WHAT PURPOSE DOES THAT SERVE IN CAR CRASH SURVIVAL.
Thanks, I’ll drive safer. Assuming I’m not blinded by all of this bleach
Dude is built like a Goron from the Legend of Zelda series.
Man, this dude really has everything going against him. No neck, terrible personality, and nothing downstairs to compensate for it.
How do you know he has a terrible personality? Who is he? Maybe he has a Gene Simmons tongue?
He’s a regular on a show my ex watched called 90 day fiance. He pretty much tries to date women outside the U.S. exclusively, and unsuccessfully. I’m not entirely convinced that no-neck-ed isn’t a character written for the show with some fancy prosthetics
Turns out TLC stood for “tiny little cock” this whole time
It’s Wednesday my dudes
Nooooo, not small edd! My day is ruined and I need bleach.
I believe mayonnaise is the ointment of choice here
I was in the pool!
Why he built like Dr Eggman
Which episode of Doctor Who was this?
Terror of the Zygons.
Couldn’t be me 🤭
Show proof
Check profile (unless this is a indirect diss)
Wtf you unironically showed me your dick …
You asked.
… and went and looked for it
- Quote From Man Stabbed
“What are you gonna do, stab me?”
