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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Beautiful stories like this just make you smile

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Beautiful stories like this just make you smile

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    6 months ago

    First solid shitpost that made me laugh heartily this year. Let’s go.

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      “Solid shitpost” implies the existence of liquid shitposts. (sorry, I had to)

  • PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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    They could have been trying via in vitro and it finally took… but this is under shit posts so I’m not looking hard at it.

  • Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Hahahaha i am a human and i find this humorous.

    • piracysails@lemm.ee
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      6 months ago

      Proof you are human?

      • owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Give 'em the test

        • follica@lemm.ee
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          6 months ago

          No, already shed all my tears on Bambi’s mother

    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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      6 months ago

      Found Zuckerberg’s alt. Hey, go back to the Metaverse!

      • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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        Ye best start believing in threads… /joke

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Ain’t no use in calling home,
    Jody’s on your telephone.

    Ain’t no use in going home.
    Jody’s got your girl and gone.

    Ain’t no use in feeling blue,
    Jody’s got your sister too.

    Ain’t no use in looking back,
    Jody’s got your Cadillac.

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    You’ll address me by my girlfriend’s husband’s rank!

  • rabber@lemmy.ca
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    Seems to be lot of cucks per capita in the military and I’ve never figured out why

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    We need a fucking Boomer Humor community to lock this cancer away in.

    • dandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 months ago

      sounds like the shitposting is working to me

    • Rooty@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Being upset at a shitpost in a shitposting community.

  • vzq@lemmy.world
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    Haha that’s funny cause women are untrustworthy sluts! Haha get it? Get it?

    • Limitless_screaming@kbin.earth
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      It’s funny because it makes fun of “Wholesome” stories which were prominent at some point (Still are on FB). Even if it was all about his girlfriend cheating, it’s still simply using the soldier as the butt of the joke with no deeper meaning.

      The only thing wrong with this meme is how old it is (IMO).

      • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        This is basically the progenitor of all those AI generated Shrimp Jesus posts that Facebook has now.

        Controversy for the algorithm god, slop for the engagement throne!

    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Nah its funny because “idiot going to a pointless war thinking his gf or wife can live a happy life for 3 years while worrying and having no intimacy”

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