One of my favorites:
The quote is from Bewitched of all places, and it’s lived rent-free in my head for decades. I just threw it onto an online card generator.
I read that as abdominal at first. Very different. And shit, Im only assuming I know what abdominal means. Having to do with the abdomen?
How I apologize:
“I’m sorry you feel hurt by what I said.”
In essence, I apologize for their feelings, but not for what I said.
Speedrunning the divorce here.
Edit: Dammit i gotta edit out the how i apologize part before i send it as an apology. Thanks internet
When you cross that threshold and stop desiring dickheads affirmation it feels like life can begin.
Most of these people play on not being confronted on their behavior. Be a fucking roadblock to cunts. Watch their worlds implode.
I’m sorry that being aware of what you did made you upset.
Dear Sue Ellen: I’m sorry I upset you, I didn’t mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I’ve been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you’re just over-reacting? I don’t understand why you’re so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.
— Arthur
I’m sorry you felt bad about the things I said
Look your ass is huge. That don’t mean it ugly.
You’re an asshole. I’m not sorry for saying that.
