Unironically I think this would be really helpful for us to understand dinosaur biology.

A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

Dear Sue Ellen: I’m sorry I upset you, I didn’t mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I’ve been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you’re just over-reacting? I don’t understand why you’re so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.

— Arthur

Those aren’t eggs, they’re Eggo frozen waffles, designed to be put in the toaster.

Gentarch

!coaxedintoasnafu@lemmy.dbzer0.com

A Minecolt Movie (2025)

If you’re still using the Internet in any capacity…

Non-binary people when they cannot compile from source code (they have to use a binary):

Chen, 23, who has worked as an injection-mold operator at the factory since it opened in 1996

Wait, how is this possible?

Published: June 15, 2005

Oh.

• A Minecraft Movie Happy Meal from McDonald’s
• Old, abandoned warehouse parking lot, very little activity and it’s isolated from most neighborhoods.
• Gray Fullbuster from Fairy Tail

I’m not a doctor and I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but this sounds like symptoms of undiagnosed ADHD. What you’re describing is called executive dysfunction.

Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon

!the_pack@lemmy.world

Sure.

Removed for being negative about Zack Snyder or his work.

Reports of Nicole’s death have been greatly exaggerated.

Total Recall (1990)

Well, judging by the name, this is the appropriate community.

• Women are male lonliness
• Everything and everyone is weakness
• I’ve made hating dishwashers my entire personality
• There’s a empathy epidemic