LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square890fedilinkarrow-up1434arrow-down141
arrow-up1393arrow-down1imageLet's play this game againsh.itjust.worksLouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square890fedilink
minus-squareNotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYou have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoBut only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoYou can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
minus-squareMTK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoAlso I can just change my name to will, poop on my hand and throw it at my enemies
minus-squareMTK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoSince toilets are not usually named, I can name any toilet I want! Plus I can always find someone named Will
minus-squareBirch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoYou have the constant urge to shit too
minus-squarefrobeniusnorm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days ago… but you will simultaneously puke
I can shit at will
You have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.
Will changes his name
Oh no! Who will I shit at now?
Poor Will.
He loves it
But only Will and nobody else. If Will isn’t around you better hope he shows up or you may have some serious medical problems.
I name my toilet Will, problem solved
You can never be very far from home at any time, in case you have to poop
Also I can just change my name to will, poop on my hand and throw it at my enemies
Since toilets are not usually named, I can name any toilet I want! Plus I can always find someone named Will
You have the constant urge to shit too
I hoped you would say that ;)
You can’t piss at will.
Poor will, never getting that number 1
… but you will simultaneously puke
So the usual?