That’s an Internet classic.

You can start an insurance company.

Ours were both types, but people in lawn chairs with a bowl got more attention for sure

Thank you for getting the joke. I was really worried no one would :-D

I comment only. I don’t read.

You’re just being over ambitious. If this happens you just need to ease a few knuckles out.

You see that bridge over there? I built that with my own two hands. But do they call me Hans the bridge builder? No…

You see the town hall building on the hill? I laid every one of those bricks. But do they call me Hans the bricklayer? No…

But you shag one sheep…

That’s what they all said before. And that’s what they will all say again.

No, you should completely ignore the bottom half of the center line. You end up with a shape with four turns. Those four internal angles always add to 360.

Everyone is aware of everything all the time. No need to provide potentially useful information. Nope.

OooooOoooOoo you made plans and can’t think of a good excuse to cancel

Pirate the music and send $20 to the artists venmo

This is apparently false. My kids can legit sit down, poop, and wander off. It’s unsettling…

Imagine being stuck with only one option and then those developers do something you dislike and you can’t switch 🤷

Up to my nose in cooch.

Weird taste though. Reminds me on Uncle Steve.

Wash, rinse, repeat. List of ingredients. Wash rinse repeat

Since you’re changing topics from “how could kids get pagers meant for someone else”…

In war, everyone lies. But one thing I’ve found as an American is that, if you’re killing in another country, you’re probably the worse of the two.

Can you confidently say you know the exact chain of custody of your cell phone?

Some killer gets a pager he doesn’t need, sells it to someone to make some cash, who gives it to their kid. Annnnd boom.

Nah, that was our Tiktok.