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Seanut Putter Bandwich

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Seanut Putter Bandwich

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    Superheroes wear their underwear on the outside, and nobody bats an eye. But only a supervillain would ruin an innocent peanut butter and jelly like this.

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      Quail Man

      • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world
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        Banging on a trashcan

        • Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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          I eat my sugar cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial!

        • gen/Eric Computers@lemmy.zip
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          🎶 Drumming on a streetlight 🎶

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    If you drop it I bet it splits so both sides fall face down on the ground. It’s a law of nature

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Do not tape both or either side to a cat.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        Unless you want a free energy/levitation machine.

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          … assuming you can predict and control its rotational vector(s) and overall movement vector.

          … Perhaps you could try to train the cat?

          lol

          Did not work out so well when the CIA tried to turn a cat into a wireless microphone bug.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I think you’re right. From a physics standpoint, there’s nothing holding the two breads together on that side.

  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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    My eye literally started twitching upon seeing this.

  • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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    Now listen here you little shit

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    Thanks I hate it.

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    Triggered

  • MTK@lemmy.world
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    Also eat it with the pb side up to get that nice experience of pb on the roof of your mouth for hours

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    Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

  • zombie bubble kitty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    on the inside? grilled cheese.

    • cattywampas@lemm.ee
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      A grilled brie, apricot jam, and unsweetened peanut butter sandwich goes hard.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Tuna.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Compromise: Tuna Melt. With sweet pickle relish.

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          Does that taste like avocado?

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            No. It tastes like clean penis.

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    c/angryupvote

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    What they didn’t show You is that it’s filled with onions.

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    This should be illegal.

  • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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    i crossposted this to !shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca

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      It’s the right thing to do

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    Finger licking good!

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    “The Shocker Sandwich”

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