Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 18 days agoSeems like a simple solutionlemmy.worldimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down123
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minus-squareEkybio@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up59arrow-down2·18 days agoWhen I read this meme a long time ago I just laughed. Now I dated a few more guys and the ammount of people who fail at basic hygine is staggering, so this is no longer funny.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down5·18 days agoI recently learned that some women don’t even wash out cum from their vag because it’s not natural. Every day I learn new things I wish I hadn’t.
minus-squareChee_Koala@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·18 days agoThat’s why they call it Cum and not Go.
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down8·18 days agoYou should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·18 days agoI do wash it out, it’s why I drink so much.
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down3·18 days agoThe pee inside my bladder doesn’t smell so outsiders can smell it. Come on dude
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·18 days agoI once filled up a 28oz Blender bottle once, since I couldn’t make it to the restroom. Still had like 6+ oz left. Holding that in hurt a lot.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up14·18 days agoBasic hygiene is gay, not something any self-respecting cis-het alpha-man should be spending his time doing. /s if not painfully obvious.
When I read this meme a long time ago I just laughed.
Now I dated a few more guys and the ammount of people who fail at basic hygine is staggering, so this is no longer funny.
I recently learned that some women don’t even wash out cum from their vag because it’s not natural. Every day I learn new things I wish I hadn’t.
That’s why they call it Cum and not Go.
Mystery solved
You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.
I do wash it out, it’s why I drink so much.
The pee inside my bladder doesn’t smell so outsiders can smell it.
Come on dude
I once filled up a 28oz Blender bottle once, since I couldn’t make it to the restroom. Still had like 6+ oz left. Holding that in hurt a lot.
That’s how you get a UTI.
Basic hygiene is gay, not something any self-respecting cis-het alpha-man should be spending his time doing.
/s if not painfully obvious.