Fuck your goods I wipe my ass with your services.

By weight probably, for it to be a perfectly symmetrical cube would likely cost you double that.

Are the tankies in the room with us now?

I specifically remember doing this with one of the goosebumps choose your own adventure. There was a good ending page that referenced nirvana (the idea not the band) and I read that thing end to end choosing both choices for everything. No page ever sent you to it. It was just a contrivance that you were sent to glance at while flipping through.