S Tier, sir!

ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

Strawberry Kwik, man…

Don’t worry, I’ve been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.

He’s too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.

Always glad to be of service.

If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn’t you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

Dude. You can’t shame me into feeling bad. That’s my mother’s job, and she’s FANTASTIC at it.

Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

Nor cunning use of flags.

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…