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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Mongolian. Like the barbecue.

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Mongolian. Like the barbecue.

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Urethra Franklin@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The French, whenever you see an English word and none of the letters make sense, we stole it from the French.

    • TxzK@lemmy.zip
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      yet another reason to hate the fr*nch 🤢

      • slst@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        French bashing is overdone and unfunny

        • TxzK@lemmy.zip
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          39 people disagree apparently, not counting me. Humour is subjective after all. If anything, forcing your humour to others is even more overdone imo.

          • slst@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            i dont rly care, just saying that its rly annoying and fucking dumb

            • TxzK@lemmy.zip
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              Well I don’t care about your opinion either. We have so much in common 🥴

              • slst@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Why do you keep answering then

                • TxzK@lemmy.zip
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                  I may not care about your opinions, but I do care about getting that message to you. It’s called communication btw

    • Ricky Rigatoni@lemm.ee
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      we stole it from the French

      The French invaded England and forced them to adopt their horrific clown language. FTFY.

  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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    Kuno:

    who the fuck decided rendezvous would be pronounced like that

    You:

    Poor monolinguals. They can’t seem to understand that other languages besides English exist

    Kuno:

    what the fuck did you just call me

    Kunoesse:

    He called you Mongolian

    • tourist@lemmy.world
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      kunoese nuts

  • MataVatnik@lemmy.world
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    Admittedly the way French is pronounced is pretty dumb

  • gorysubparbagel@lemmy.world
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    Those damn mongorians!

    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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      That’s one of my all time favourite South park episodes.

      Getting the local Chinese restauranteur to build the city wall… because the Chinese are good at building walls.

      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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        Shitty walls

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          “Goddamn Mongorians! Knock down my shitty wall!”

  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Why was “fuck” censored? It doesn’t hurt anything. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK! See?

    • kazakhspy@lemmy.world
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      How would you like to go to the school councelor?

    • Kedly@lemm.ee
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      The FUCK you say to me?

  • Taniwha420@lemmy.world
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    In Viking’s defense: of all the Romance languages French is the most like Latin being spoken and written by a drunk hick with no formal education.

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    Poor *anglophones

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      What the fuck did you just call me

      • Guntrigger@feddit.ch
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        They called you Angolan

        • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee
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          Don’t dis those guys they’re adorable

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    I mean, it’s pronounced like it’s spelled except for the Z.

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      And the ‘S’. And to be fair, the ‘OU’ could have just been a ‘U’. Also, the ‘E’ could have been an ‘A’.

      Randevu.

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        I’ll grant you the ‘s’ but it’s still more or less pronounced like it’s spelled. You can replace ‘ou’ with ‘u’ but it still sounds right with ‘ou’.

        English pronunciation in general is fucked up lol. You can never really tell how an ‘e’ or an ‘a’ will be voiced 🤣

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        ‘a’ is not pronounced like ‘en’ in french

        I think it could be spelled rendévou though

  • Ascend910@lemmy.ml
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    They say being bilingual is only impressive if your first language is English. Since you are expected to know English anyways. Is it true?

    • MrsDoyle@lemmy.world
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      I met a couple in Vanuatu - one of the world’s most language dense nations - whose mother tongues were mutually unintelligible, so they communicated using the country’s official language, Bislama. A lot of bilingual people don’t speak English. Plenty of Eastern Europeans don’t speak English (unpopular during communist rule) but speak say German or Russian as well as Serbocroatian or whatever.

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