Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Cake day: August 27th, 2024

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  • I always deadpan people who say that, make my index/middle fingers to form a V shape, then force the corners of my mouth up.

    You want a smile? Go find someone who’s happy. You want service? Don’t tell me what to do and I’m willing to try and help.

    It usually got a chuckle, but sometimes the person would get uncomfortable and leave like they think I’m about to stab them or something.

    Or I tell them my grandmother died.

    Hey now we can both be uncomfortable and wishing you hadn’t said anything!










  • There was once an emergency medical flight coming into the hospital I live next to, but someone noticed that a person had parked dead center of the helipad.

    The hospital was undergoing some construction, and the crew was on site at the time.

    To my understanding, nobody saw what happened and no cameras caught it, but the car miraculously ended up about 40ft away from where it was parked, with orange-yellow paint scraped along one side and heavy equipment track imprints in the grass next to the pad.

    The helicopter was able to land, and someone had to decide whether they wanted to admit to blocking the helipad and try to blame the construction company for damages, or let it go and drive around with a big dent in one side of the car.






  • Please don’t use 3d printed parts in food preparation.

    You already have enough microplastics in your brains, and the layer lines are bacterial breeding grounds. (which are less of a concern if you only use it once or twice but is still relevant)

    Make sure you get a good coat of leaded paint to make sure none of that is a problem.