Can I get an amen
Girlwarcriminals to the front of the line!
My typo woman
That’s just wrong, man
Why? I also love to shit myself
c/murica is leaking
I thought that was Spain
AND CRANKS HER HOG AROOO
BROTHER!!!
Isn’t that Princess Leia?
Don’t think Leia poops her pants. She was calm and cool.
I didn’t see that part.
Somehow the thing that bothers me most here is “an Disney”.
Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?
Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?
Just think of all the time you save. It adds up!
You dip your bullets in it
that way even if they survive the bullet, the sepsis will get them+10 poison damage
Gotta shit them first before someone else shids them
It is a great natural camouflage if you crawl through mud or a kindergarten
Lubrication, maybe?
An disney is a pretty cool guy. He princesses and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Honest to god above I have no idea what it’s referring to, I just found it absurd.
I’m not sure I want to know.
21 Century Fox studios who had the rights for the Alien franchise have been obtained by Didney like 5 years ago or something so that is a reference to Alen Ripley character who is now one of the didney princesses, and the alien queen from the second movie os ofcourse the didney queen💖
Edit: I have a very smol brain and didn’t read the part about pants crapping befor leaving a comment so yeah just some adjacent trivia then, the character on the picture kinda still looks like Ripley
I like your story it’s nice tho the other thing, which is probably the real reference, is depressing.
It’s pretty lame, actually. If curiosity gets the better of you:
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Kaitlin Bennett, a right wing nutcase who had a moment of screen time on Faux News, had a picture do the rounds online showing her passed out on the floor with a fresh giant turd we’ve in her ass crack…
Oh, that seems much less interesting and dignified than the meme itself. Well, I’m glad to have posted it because it’s dumb and not anything else.
Here I was just picturing the most interesting woman, unwilling to let public convention or public restrooms stop her quest
How confident are we that’s really her?
The picture? Hard to say. She did factually pass out and shit herself at a college party though.
Share it with us commoners
I just got a seizure reading this.
