Don’t forget the commercials before and after you pay FML

I would rather someone be rude and fight for what’s right then someone nice that’s propagating a system of injustice because “my 15 mins are valuable”

Whoosh that’s were the DV came from.

It’s easier to be gay then colored. There’s some real conspiracies behind that.

Wait, so you’re saying my friends named Washington and Franklin might have some dark history?

Blursed

Right? We both now he views women as objects.

Tobey Mcguire in my ass…

Meh no so bad

IKR? She she wouldn’t look at the bill. “I sense a disturbance in the force…”

I was wondering how Cuba and China made it so high. I know the Chinese lie about everything.

I like “WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!”

It’s called colored tax. I have 15 going over 10 km tickets. They’re bulshit charges that are brought up when “they feel like it”.

Viva la vida

Counts. Isea pork, I eat it.

I was talking about how hard it was for me to cut 5 pounds for my fight. This one guy told me I should take up meth to make weight. Genuinely look at him with utter confusion.