I get it. I owned a Zune and two models of windows phones. They were actually pretty great at the time.

Gross, olives.

To be fair, DA:O still holds up pretty well and doesn’t really need a remaster.

Of course.

I had these in a few houses in Germany. I call them trophy shelf toilets.

Revved up like a douche…

Also describes half the d&d groups I’ve DM’d

Tchk, Issik

I honestly can’t keep track of which ones I have or haven’t seen anymore.

They sell it without individual wrappers, it’s just müsli.

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The Skene’s gland.

And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother

Dwayne Dibbley? The Duke of Dork?

Obviously it’s that guy from the math problem.

Trump mugshots, so hot right now!