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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Time for a checkup!!!!

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Time for a checkup!!!!

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Me: what, no weirdo

    Also me: gonna do it anyway but only because it’s funny

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      That’s the spirit

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    This goes for guys too. You can make it dance with that.

    • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works
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      Also just good for butt dexterity because you never know

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        Username hopefully not relevant

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          Username not relevant in this case 😳 very willing

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      This is true

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        Relevant username?

        • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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          Wouldn’t you like to know

    • lgmjon64@lemmy.world
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      And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother

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        How did you know?

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      Get strong enough, and you can make it helicopter.

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    Please make sure to post this again tomorrow so we can all do more reps.

    We can all get a swoll bung hole.

  • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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    18, 19… Intense sweating… AND 20, Phew.

  • troglodytis@lemmy.world
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    Done.

    Thanks

  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You can’t tell me what to do!

    You’re not my real mom!

  • flicker@lemmy.world
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    Thanks. Gotta get those reps in.

  • DillyDaily@lemmy.world
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    Make sure your using correct form! relaxing the muscle completely after clenching is also important.

    Hypertonic pelvic floor disorders can lead to many of the same symptoms as a weak pelvic floor.

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    Done!

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    Kegels are a legit exercise to work on if you have terrible pelvic floor muscles. I had to get intense PT for my pelvic floor a few years ago. I still have to do daily exercises so I don’t get muscle pain and weakness. It sucks.

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    No need, Ive got an arsehole like a cigar cutter.

    • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      I don’t know how that’s gonna help you when the kegels come falling out

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      Oh good I can’t get this cigar ready

      • Delphia@lemmy.world
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        You know. I might be bragging, I might be exaggerating but if you’re willing to smoke it I’d be willing to give it a try.

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          Well? Let’s get that arse out here. Do you have a PO Box or something?

  • Mango@lemmy.world
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    I’ve stopped by this post so many times now.

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    20… Hmm kisses? >⁠.⁠<

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