Noxy

Ok this one got a real, audible laugh from me

when I wore them I wore them for how they felt, I absolutely did not want the attention.

That would explain why you dislike sandals, but not why you would dislike shoes that very clearly cover up the toes

It bothers me a lot that these shoes bother other people so much. Fuck off dad indeed.

That bird is immensely approachable, what??

My first tech job was somewhere like that.

Never again.

What the fuck camera product is this that attempts to identify stuff like this?

That’s what oncall rotations are for. If you’re not oncall, don’t be available outside your regular working hours