The person making this sign must have been in to much of a hurry to leave to double check it.

This is a genuinely good point, what are the chances of hitting an Iceberg on a trip from England to America? It has to be astronomically low, right?

This is a common misconception, the Ice berg actually hit the Titanic, but the Ice berg drove away before they got there License plate.

My iPad likes to watch TV with me, she’s constantly chiming in with little facts no one asked for.

It’s not actually eWaste you can buy a TPM chip for it, or ya know Linux.

Try OpenWRT

Have you tried going to therapy?

Of course I’ve tried going to, there’s a sea.

That’s just because I’m using a pH from Like 2008 and it has progressively stupid autocorrect.

Even when I correct it if I don’t spacial go to the next would and then do back it will change what I said.

As an example I just left this how it wasn’t me too.

We do have more than one type of water, D₂0, HD0, HT0, T₂0, DTO, which are all different mixtures of Hydrogen, Deuterium and Tritium or in other words the hydrogen has more neutrons, there is also a different ionization for each of those, plus there are different phases of ice which are made from different pressure that is ice I-VII, and it’s not impossible for more types we don’t know about, then there is isotopic water that have different mass and reaction rates and it’s not impossible for other types that we just don’t know about or even to create other types.

Tldr: atoms and molecules are more varied and complex than you’d think.

Is a woman telling you:

“you can do whatever you like, but so can my Ex your mama and the Dallas cowboys.”

Really that much of a male fantasy?

With alias all things are possible.

alias SUDO='sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root'

Gyatt! Low key, I Use Arch, By The Way, High key Alpha.

Unfortunately I’ve already committed to it happening one DAY.

Hmmm, terms and conditions May apply you say, may apply, MAY apply…

as a man I have the primal urge to pick a fight with the giant ball of fire in the sky, I lost this time but one day.

Your a Linux user?

What’s the best distribution of Windows?

She looks practiced… A little too practiced.

I tend to to be working in obscure micro distros inside of docker or servers that should have been retired around the time of the dinosaurs so I am probably alone in this, just saying it can happen.

I don’t know if I’m the only one who ran into this but sometimes sudo just doesn’t work and you have too.

Ever since I bought my steam deck, I’ve had an uncomfortable urge to end every sentence with “by the way”, I feel like I’m missing pare of my sentence, It hurts my soul… like I’m missing my Arch on my feet. I can’t explain it, I know it’s not my shoes, my insoles are custom I use Arch By the way.