potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1792arrow-down149file-text
arrow-up1743arrow-down1imageAnd my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?lemmy.worldpotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square73linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down37·2 months agoMaybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76arrow-down1·2 months agoOr how to enjoy humor
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 months agoThis is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down8·2 months agoOh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoThis is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoI refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
minus-squarecRazi_man@europe.publinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down3·edit-22 months agoCumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoI’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
minus-squarebranch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-22 months ago https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI can do it just by touching myself.
minus-squareREDACTED@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoI know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening. The lotion agenda hates this.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoI like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoSpeedrunning that shit. You put the BJ in BLJ.
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoThen there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
minus-squareFrozengyro@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoIt was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
minus-squareCrazazy [hey hi! :D]@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoTime for me to turn into Rene Descartes
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 months agoIf I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThen why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
minus-squareKaput@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 months agoWell dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
Or how to enjoy humor
This is why he hates your propriatary blend of internet…
Nailed it
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
This is the internet. No one can detect your humor without the appropriate emoji
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
Cumming is literally the win condition in fucking. Got nothing to apologise for just because I’ve optimised my game.
I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me
https://explosm.net/comics/rob-superpower#comic
I can do it just by touching myself.
I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.
The lotion agenda hates this.
I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.
Speedrunning that shit.
You put the BJ in BLJ.
Yahoooooo!
Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!
do you use glitches?
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care
Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes
If I didn’t know how to fuck, why was I the only one who managed to cum? I was the only one who knew wtf I was doing.
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
Well dépends, sometimes promising ‘‘it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing’’, seals the deal.