How about true-poo?
It’s the good shit
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
I’ve been wanting my wife to shampiss on me for years…
Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
beat me to it.
That’s deep.
It’s pronounced sham PAGGin
How does Shamwow fit…
We demand REAL poo!
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
Old guy story time
I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).
It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.
So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo
You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.
This poo is realpoo! Its not shampoo!
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Don’t say that too loud, you’ll get trumps attention
Yeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won’t.
I can’t argue with that.
upvoted because the existence of woman implies boobs
