Snowy owls looked like absolute idiots for awhile there before we made snow machines.
Bed bugs when humans invented beds
It’s a whole species that only exists to torment us.
Speaking of, fun fact: pubic lice AKA “crabs” have become an endangered species due to changes in human grooming habits in recent decades 😁
Finally some positive fuckin news
fuckin news
Pun intended? 😁
Hard to believe we built all those barns just for the owls.
And still, we did.
domestic cats when humans invented domicile:
You mean when they invented domes
Breaking Bad fans when the word ‘domicile’ exists:
Impossible not to hear it with jesse’s voice.
I asked my dad this question once (he’s a twitcher).
He looked at me and called me a dickhead
The hell is a twitcher?
A birdwatcher
Hmm, Im not seeing the logic of that name. Do birdwatchers twitch a lot?
It’s a British term.
It’s apparently derived from a nervous birdwatcher called Howard Medhurst.
So yeah, you’re on the right lines
Twit twoo
Toss a coin to your Twitcher, oh valley of streaming
Owl yeah!
Lmao made my morning
