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WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

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Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

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WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 years ago

    Sometimes I like to remind myself the internet is full of fake stories. Today I pray I stumbled across one of those. Infact I insist I do.

  • HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world
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    Sometimes I miss old reddit for stuff like this, the jolly rancher story, the cum box, etc

    But then I see this stuff again, and I think I like the more sterile internet in a way.

  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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    Smells like fish, tastes like fistula.

  • TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You know I would hope that’s fake but…

    Hm.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Fresh baked sourdough 🤤

  • Maultasche@feddit.de
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  • money_loo@1337lemmy.com
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    /l/BadWomensAnatomy and /l/MenWritingWomen.

    Fake af

    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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      did you just replace the Rs with Ls because we’re not on reedit anymore?

      you know it’s /c/ on Lemmy right?

    • crackajack@reddthat.com
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      Hopefully it is fake… but stranger things have happened.

  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Oh my god. That’s sick. I actually gasped when I saw the punch line at the end…Holy shit.

  • cry@lemmy.ml
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    OK, thats enough internet for today

  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    What a terrible day to have eyes.

  • Guntrigger@feddit.ch
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    Yeah, we are all horrified and all, but no-one is asking the pertinent question:

    What did it taste like?

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      The Inuit (formerly called the derogatory ‘Eskimos’) have a taste for fermented whale blubber.

      The Scandinavians also have a taste for fermented seafood.

      There’s something about living in freezing weather and developing a taste for semi rotten food.

      • Marxism-Fennekinism@lemmy.ml
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        Likely because there aren’t a lot of herbs and spices where it’s cold and fermentation adds complexity to the flavour.

      • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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        Til en viss grad. Lutefisk lukter av vellagret kukost.

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        Imagine, there are even millions of people that eat fermented milk!

  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m glad the put the most horrific part in italics, otherwise I might have missed it

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