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minus-squareSomeBoyo@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 months agoWhat would happen to him if he where to miraculously pass the interview?
minus-squarenifty@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoMonths 1-3: hey he’s new, just getting used to things Months 4-6: he’s not good, but maybe trainable? Months 7-9: he needs to be on a PIP so we can CYA and fire him Months 10-12: phase out and fire Rinse and repeat at new companies every year for 5 years, get hired as Engineering Manager at sixth job.
minus-squareRegalPotoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoBefore you become a master you must make one thousand mistakes; some people choose to make the same ten mistakes a hundred times each
What would happen to him if he where to miraculously pass the interview?
Months 1-3: hey he’s new, just getting used to things
Months 4-6: he’s not good, but maybe trainable?
Months 7-9: he needs to be on a PIP so we can CYA and fire him
Months 10-12: phase out and fire
Rinse and repeat at new companies every year for 5 years, get hired as Engineering Manager at sixth job.
Before you become a master you must make one thousand mistakes; some people choose to make the same ten mistakes a hundred times each