That’s a weird way to say “please don’t flush.”
“I broke your toliet.”
“I’ll get a plunger…”
“No-no. I broke your toliet.”
WTF is a toliet?
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East! And Toliet is the Sun!
can someone please poorly photoshop a shit stain on this photo
Perfect.
I hope they have some kind of telemetry system.
TOP 10 BY LENGTH
TOP 10 BY GIRTH
TOP 10 BY % of methane emitted
TOP 10 BY DECIBEL
interpretive grunting / prayer (In some regions known as seis de mayo) - I’m afraid this requires judges at the ready, so may not be practical.
what other empirical measurements could offer meaningful opportunities for competition?
We’re gonna make the shitlympics out of this
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And now it looks like a gas station bathroom!
If that’s the greatest legacy most of us will ever leave behind, sounds about right I guess.
