Why YSK: If you are a US Resident, don’t lose your Social Security card more than 10 times, or else you might need to respawn 💀
Excerpt from Wikipedia:
In accordance with §7213 of the 9/11 Commission Implementation Act of 2004 and 20 CFR 422.103, the number of replacement Social Security cards per person is generally limited to three per calendar year and ten in a lifetime.
Right? Children should be minted as on the block chain. They’re basically NFTs.
So if I have a child, I can use them as speculative currency?
How much does this NFT go for?
I’d say the sum of their organs and borrowing power of their credit score.
Organs are not worth as much as they used to
Sir, are you trying to sell a child?
Yes! How much do you want for it? I only accept payment in bottlecaps, and nuke-soda.
Huh, at a glance, that might actually be a good use for the blockchain.
Blockchain is a ledger, not a database.
DNA already has blockchain vibes. We could unravel the … transactions if we understood all the code.
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