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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

Ugh it never ends

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Ugh it never ends

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 hours ago

    I am reminded of this meme (which has a really funny template):

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • loomy@lemy.lol
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    3 hours ago

    the gov could’ve fixed that step

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    13 hours ago

    Reminder that everything is political

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      3 hours ago

      Great quote from Brody West. LiS 2.

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      12 hours ago

      Stubbing my toe this morning was political? Ohhhhhh you’ll see me at a protest real soon >:(

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        Maybe you stubbed your toe because the local council chose a poor design for the roadside curbs

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          I stubbed it on my flat floor, what do you have to say to that, Johnny Politics???

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            Sounds like you have some motor issues, probably stress related. You deserve more vacation days. And shorter working hours, so you aren’t so rushed all the time.

            When the 40 hour workweek was invented, most workers had a wife at home to do chores. You shouldn’t be working 40 hours a week plus chores! When women started working and the workforce doubled, the standard workweek should have been adjusted to 20 hours a week. You probably wouldn’t have stubbed your toe so pathetically if you only worked 20 hours a week.

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              I was not in a rush for work, nor doing chores! I was enjoying some leisure at the time, and I am a young person with several decades left in me before I’m “all used up” as the late great Utah Phillips once sang.

              But if you can direct me to politicians I can rage against in my current situation, I am somewhat eager (my toe still hurts, otherwise I would be 100% eager)

              • Genius@lemmy.zip
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                Were you in a rush to take advantage of leisure time? With a 20 workweek, you’d have lots more leisure time, and you could afford to be more careful with it

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    17 hours ago

    puts message down near cliff

    If right,

    Try jumping

    • Ananääs@sopuli.xyz
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      12 hours ago

      Try finger but hole

      • Ansis100@lemmy.world
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        37 minutes ago

        fort night

      • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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        12 hours ago

        Glorious chest ahead

    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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      16 hours ago

      jump to own libtards

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    You might not fuck with politics, but politics will fuck with you.

    Also, adding politics – where it wasn’t – is a sign of stupidity. I don’t make the rules.

    • FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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      16 hours ago

      Finally something that wants to fuck me 😩

      • Happyblonde@lemmy.zip
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        Awe don’t sell yourself short!

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          Thanks ❤️

          But no worries, that was just a little joke, I’m fine :)

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          deleted by creator

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Exactly, I just got an estus flask (probably a drug) for free (from a liberal no doubt), and now they say be wary of right. I thought I was playing Dark Souls, not Woke Souls!!11!!1!!!

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      Agreed! Tired of hearing about it literally EVERYWHERE

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        You libcons would complain about it!

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          Lol what?

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            16 hours ago

            I’m joking. Liberal conservative makes no sense.

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              Seems sensible enough as an ideology imo

              The ideology incorporates the classical liberal view of minimal government intervention in the economy, according to which individuals should be free to participate in the market and generate wealth without government interference. However, liberal conservatives also hold that individuals cannot be thoroughly depended on to act responsibly in other spheres of life; therefore, they believe that a strong state is necessary to ensure law and order and that social institutions are needed to nurture a sense of duty and responsibility to the nation

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              Haha nothing seems to make sense anymore! 😂

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                Lol very true!

          • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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            12 hours ago

            Here be shitposts ;)

            • Happyblonde@lemmy.zip
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              Haha I’m new to shit posting. I have to ease into it apparently :P

  • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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    Wait, your right or my right?

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Walk up the stairs, you’ll learn!

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      Yes.

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