Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.

Just hand it over to the apes.

Oh wait, we did.

“Death Star Superlaser”

Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

Horsey dance party ensues.

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

Unless you are gonna take 25% off my bill for labor savings, I am not going to take my monthly shopping through a self checkout. I had to once when I had no choice, and I’ll never do it again.

I also faced that scenario once and walked out of the store leaving my $400 worth of groceries sitting in front of the abandoned cashier lanes. The profit from just my purchase would have paid for a full cashier shift that day. Instead they got to pay for restocking and ruined frozen food and meat.

I’m on Team Boomer on this one.

Unless the old banker is hoping to diddle the heroine after the show.

Not with that attitude it isn’t.

I can’t believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C’mon coffee, get to work.

If it doesn’t go well, at least you’ve got a head start.

They’ve done extensive market research and they feel confident that they got the name right.

Actually back in the old days with daily cron jobs they’d usually trigger at 3 or 4AM and make your IDE hard drive chatter for a while. I think the systemd jobs work like acron and just fire once the machine is woken up if it’s past time for them to run.

I feel like we’re doing Stalin a disservice by always showing old chubby Stalin photos.

Prince Charming probably will have fun testing it out on the step-sisters at least.

I am becoming more annoyed by young liberals as I get older but I’m sure as shit not turning GOP conservative.

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?