This looks like an email my boomer dad would forward to everyone he knows.
Trumps been here a while so its nothing new.
My self esteam decreased drastically after realising
This makes me feel like I did the first time I saw a full blood moon. Amused but ultimately disappointed that the world didn’t end.
You did it wrong pal, you’re supposed to fish during the blood moon.
Unfortunately this won’t happen until October 31st 2600. Starting on March 1st in the year 2600, the Julian calendar (popular in centuries past, and still used in a few places) will differ by 18 days from the Gregorian calendar (the current worldwide standard calendar).
It happens that October 31st in the year 2600 lands on a Friday, and so the Julian October 13th, which lands on that same day, is also a Friday.
There may be a sooner Friday the 13th that lands on Halloween, if you know of other obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars. I don’t know enough about those to check.
obscure calendars like the Hebrew, Islamic, or Chinese calendars
That’s not very nice to say, also very false
I love it when people over analyze shitposts. Well done!
It’s also always either 5, 6 or 11 years (or 7 in very rare cases, when you’re on both sides of a skipped leap year like 1900 or 2100) between “day X falls on day of the week Y” events unless you’re talking about February 29.
Me: a complete dumbass.
“I could swear it happened once when I was a kid”
“…Wait a second…”
Im more scared for Nov. 5th TBH.
Oh, you don’t like bonfire night? Fireworks too loud? /s
Edit: Seriously, good luck to you guys - I’ll be watching nervously from the UK (where our election was on 4th July.)
It took your edit to realise they weren’t talking about bonfire night.
I can’t believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C’mon coffee, get to work.
You can’t just move holidays. Who do you think you are, the President of Venezuela?
Thank god that new year is not on friday 13th.
Not with that attitude it isn’t.
I’m gullible as hell I showed this to my gf super excitedly
Don’t feel bad. I once showed my then-girlfriend news of a Firefly renewal on April 1st.
You can’t take the sky from me.
🍃
Straight to jail.
Not sure I get it.
Well I asked ChatGPT if that is true. It’s so cool that ChatGPT isn’t allowed to tell me how stupid that question is
Chin up, now you know she really loves ya
She might have dumped them immediately, you don’t know
I actually shit his pants for him and then gave him a forceful blumpkin, he cried after.
Cried with joy about how much he loves you?
Probably because the Orange Anti-Christ is running for President.
Sorry, I only believe in The Robot Devil from Futurama.
Isn’t Halloween always on 31 October? How’s this possible?
I just had to explain this to my coworker…
Thank you for asking because I had no idea what’s wrong with this post until I reached your comment.
Did you know that Christmas and Halloween are the same day? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
That’s why it’s so scary 😱
The Halloween is inside the calendar!!!
If you put that in the mirror it’s kinda true, except that it’s also on a Thursday this year haha