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King@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community

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Day 1 of posting real shitposts, till people and the mods understand the purpose of the community

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King@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Why.

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    11 hours ago

    Still a better romance than Twilight.

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    11 hours ago

    The internet needs this kind of stuff back !

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    I think panel 6 and 7 are swapped

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      He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.

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      This

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    Dude… run do not walk to a therapist.

    • King@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Tell him what?

      • IWW4@lemmy.zip
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        That

        You

        Put

        An

        Insane

        Amount

        Of

        Effort

        Into

        Drawing

        A

        Cartoon

        about

        fucking

        a pigeon

        so

        you

        could

        eat

        your

        offspring.

        • Godnroc@lemmy.world
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          Hey mate, I think someone swapped your space and return keys.

          • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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            You returned his keys? That’s very nice of you, deary

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              1 day ago

              Return key? But it works perfectly fine!

      • MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world
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        That you’ve solved world hunger

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    You clearly need help and I hope you never get it if it results in quality shitposts like this.

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    22 hours ago

    Thank you for your service.

  • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Someone played too much Hatoful Boyfriend I guess.

    (https://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/)

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      What a terrible day to have eyes.

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      $10 dorra? For a 10 yo pigeon hentai game?

      I mean jeez I might pay it but I won’t be happy about it.

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      How the fuck is this already in my library‽

    • Nugscree@lemmy.world
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      How do you even know of this game?!?!

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        It used to be a really popular subject of discussion in normal-people-internet a couple years ago when it was released.

      • jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Spend too much time online -> Read dumb shit -> Tadaaa

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        because it’s actually great

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      Wot !

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    What a terrible day to have eyes

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    Fun fact: when birds have sex it’s called a cloacal kiss.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      One hole to breed them

      One hole to pee from

      One hole to bring it all together and in the air while over your car, excrete them.

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    Honestly, not sure this is a shitpost

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      🙄

      People will not be satisfied here till they get an actual photos of shit posted in this community.

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        You know you’re shitposting well if your post gets enough engagement that someone says “Not sure if shitpost”

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        Like this?

        • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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          Risky click paid off

          • Denjin@feddit.uk
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            But how about this one?

        • Seefoo@lemmy.world
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          A real one!

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        You get an A for art and creativity tho!

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Remind me if this actually starts happening! I ate a metric fuck ton of turnip greens a few days ago and had a few of the most triumphant shits of my life! The last one was actually a bunch of undigested leaves that looked like I birthed a lovecraftian fever dream. I don’t often take pictures of my shit, but I had to get one of that abomination.

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          We’re waiting

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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            I don’t feel right surprising people with it. Maybe if there was a rate my poo type community.

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    Is it unethical to eat you half pigeon human ass child? Asking for a friend.

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    That’s a quality post, you are doing gods work

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    Reminds me of this

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      The artist made it a video game, actually :)
      https://store.steampowered.com/app/3629780/Tingus_Goose/

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      Holy shit, I just watched that entire thing

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    I wish I did not have eyes.

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