• csolisr@hub.azkware.net
    1·
    2 days ago

    I get notifications from exactly five kinds:

    • Work
    • My mom
    • My bank trying to rope me into a credit or an insurance
    • A group for autistic adults even I am too anxious to post in, because they all somehow have friends and I don’t
    • News
  • Krudler@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    6 days ago

    I almost never get texts from friends, which is okay. Because I know we’re tight and when we get together it’s all cool.

    But last night at 1:38 a.m. I get a text from my bud saying hey want to go to the gym with me tomorrow?. Which I didn’t see until I awoke.

    Dude probably sent that on beer 28.

  • jimerson@lemmy.world
    5·
    6 days ago

    I wish. Any morning where there isn’t a major catastrophe or some “fire” to put out is an excellent morning.

    Zero notifications?! Don’t threaten me with a good time.

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
    3·
    6 days ago

    What’s your number? I’ll text you. I’m lonely though so you might regret your wish. My texts have been known to get a little verbose.

    • Krudler@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      6 days ago

      I have a free texting app which I use for dating, because I don’t want crazy women to have my real number up front.

      (431) 803-0202

      Feel free to shoot a message

        • Krudler@lemmy.worldEnglish
          2·
          6 days ago

          I typed in “free text” into my app store and then installed. When I created an account with a fake email, I got to choose from a rotating batch of free local numbers. They expire if you don’t use it frequently. Also they bombard you with ads.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    6 days ago

    The only person left in my life who texts me is my adult son, who lives with me. So, if he texts me, it’s something important-ish.

    If I’m contacted these days by my sisters or brother, it’s because someone died, or is in grave condition in the hospital.

    I live a quiet, low-stress life, and I love it. It took a long time to get here.

  • tooks@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    6 days ago

    Hollowed eye sockets beneath the sunglasses. With eyes removed, no more notifications.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
    2·
    6 days ago

    waking up to zero missed calls because i answer the phone and talk to telemarketers in my sleep. fortunately i don’t have any credit numbers memorized well enough (and never will praise Rustle) to remember them in my sleep.