I live in the UK so it’s cold as balls outside a good chunk of the year. Often when I get home from work my dick is so shrivelled it’s practically inverted. No way to aim it. Stand and pee, it goes everywhere. Sit and pee, it goes through the gap between the seat and the porcelain onto the floor or my pants.
You have to give it a little rub before your pee. Mini wank before your pee goes in the tank, rub the willy before getting pissy. Spank the monkey before urine dunky. You know the old stroke and spoke, the fiddle and piddle.
Bro when you pee while shitting and youre not completely soft and you pee out the space between the two parts of the toilet 💀💀💀
I live in the UK so it’s cold as balls outside a good chunk of the year. Often when I get home from work my dick is so shrivelled it’s practically inverted. No way to aim it. Stand and pee, it goes everywhere. Sit and pee, it goes through the gap between the seat and the porcelain onto the floor or my pants.
You have to give it a little rub before your pee. Mini wank before your pee goes in the tank, rub the willy before getting pissy. Spank the monkey before urine dunky. You know the old stroke and spoke, the fiddle and piddle.
I think this is more honest than “not completely soft” I’m having a hard time imagining a pre chub pointing out but also not hitting the seat
It must be just little.
I once had a double stream and one of them flowed right on to my legs
i never expected this to be such a common issue
you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?
I hate when this happens
Holy fuck this is the worst thing ever why havent they fixed this flaw in toilet seat design yet
Actually, you need the cock software update.
Really? I’d expect a firmware update
Big ceramics dont want to make new moulds
This only happened when I was a little kid and my penis was so small it rested on top of my balls. I had to push my dick down until puberty
Also if it’s cold as shit