• Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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    6 months ago

    Hang on, I’ll ask my bank to give me a small loan of $20 million. I’m sure they will not laugh in my face and tell me to go fuck myself.

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      6 months ago

      The guy I had told me to pull myself up by the bootstraps and I ended up finding $20 mil in my sock

  • Diva (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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    6 months ago

    For some reason the bank won’t let me take out an 8 figure loan to start my international piracy business. I’ll be starting up a gofundme.

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    For anyone seriously considering this: don’t.

    “The LNG market is set to rapidly grow” is a lie. Economies are shifting away from fossil fuels, and i guess by 2040 no metric ton of fossil fuels will be transported anymore.

    This is a waste of money. They just want to get rid of their end-of-use LNG tankers. So they are looking for idiots to buy them.

  • febra@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Yeah I’ll just take a small loan of 20 million dollars from my normal worker parents…

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    You can’t argue with that price. A new one will set you back 80-250 mil. Crazy that people are sleeping on opportunities like this

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    6 months ago

    Hello I would like to go into $19.990.000 debt please. I need to buy a LNG tanker for reasons…