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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Go into debt if you have to

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Go into debt if you have to

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Hang on, I’ll ask my bank to give me a small loan of $20 million. I’m sure they will not laugh in my face and tell me to go fuck myself.

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      Maybe If you cut back on morning coffee and avocado toasts, you wouldn’t need a $20 million loan.

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      The guy I had told me to pull myself up by the bootstraps and I ended up finding $20 mil in my sock

  • Diva (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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    For some reason the bank won’t let me take out an 8 figure loan to start my international piracy business. I’ll be starting up a gofundme.

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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      All you need to do is find a stretchy guy made of rubber

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    For anyone seriously considering this: don’t.

    “The LNG market is set to rapidly grow” is a lie. Economies are shifting away from fossil fuels, and i guess by 2040 no metric ton of fossil fuels will be transported anymore.

    This is a waste of money. They just want to get rid of their end-of-use LNG tankers. So they are looking for idiots to buy them.

  • febra@lemmy.world
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    Yeah I’ll just take a small loan of 20 million dollars from my normal worker parents…

  • Vladkar@lemmy.world
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    Buying a boat is a famously good investment

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    Somebody is trying to sell LNG tankers to rich idiots. We’re not switching to LNG, that was the 1980s through the 2000s. Solar, wind, and batteries are coming online. So LNG ships are actually starting to be replaced by battery ships.

    If LNG was still a good ship to be purchasing, they wouldn’t be selling them off.

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      All due respect, wtf is a battery ship

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        • Kühlschrank@lemmy.world
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          I found that page too but I don’t think that is what OP was talking about

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    You can’t argue with that price. A new one will set you back 80-250 mil. Crazy that people are sleeping on opportunities like this

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      I have like 3K, if you come up with the other 19997000 we’re golden.

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    Hello I would like to go into $19.990.000 debt please. I need to buy a LNG tanker for reasons…

    • Worx@lemmynsfw.com
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      Look at you with $10,000 spare. Show-off

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        I am living the dream!

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