I rather want a spring penis.
better than a fall penis
Fall penis be like
So that’s why regions near the equator tend to be more populous.
Oh, so it’s not just me that grows an extra one during the summer?
Good, I’m happy it’s getting normalised.
Oh no.
Is this the male equivalent of the fat watery feet I get in summer? Can’t wear some of my shoes when we’ve got a heatwave outside because they don’t fit anymore.
Is that something that only happens to women?
I don’t know if it’s woman only, but they are definitely more likely since hormones are a relevant factor. Your veins are another factor, in German we call this “schwere Beine” (“heavy legs” since they feel kinda tired and tingly). Water accumulates in your legs and feet and this can make them look swollen, feel tired and prevents me in the afternoon from putting on the same shoes I was effortlessly wearing in the early morning.
just a reminder that people with testicles are also subject to hormonal cycles
If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention
My penis disappears into your mum all year round
Does their mum notice this happening?
Or eat less
I had a Scottish boyfriend, he visited me in Florida in the summer and I remember him saying "mind you, the heat does make ya horny, don’t it?’ (about himself) so I guess I buy it.
“It’d be like if a woman’s boobs suddenly got huge from May to August,” she added.
“Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size,” he said.
It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.
It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.
Well naturally, that’s what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?
Am a woman, have no clue what this is on about. My dick hasn’t been affected by summer
Body heat, however, is a different story. It’s definitely wider when hot and a skinny mf when cool. I therefore provisionally support this claim by the men
Winter SAD is caused primarily by the winter time change suddenly stealing the only hour of unallocated daylight we had for ourselves, and refusing to give it back for three months.
Lock the clocks on spring/summer/fall time; give Little Johnny a PT belt for his morning walk, and stop fucking over the entire planet with this time change nonsense.
My tiny dick thanks you for your consideration.
While DST is indeed nonsense and we should abolish it ASAP, please go back to your actual timezone and not something that is the very modification we shouldn’t have, i.e. summer time.
Better for your health, better for students, safer for kids. Use local time!
I think summer time is the superior timezone up here in Estonia. Look, the sunrise is already after 9 AM in December. Nobody’s gonna be seeing the sun before work or school anyway. But sunset is around 3:30 PM. Schoolkids could get an extra hour of sun after school by being on summer time in the winter.
For the time period of the autumn clock shift, we get an 8:23 AM sunrise and a 5:45 PM sunset one day and then the next it’s 7:26 AM and 4:42 PM. You suddenly go from it being light outside when you finish work, to it already being dark. Because of winter time.
In the spring, you suddenly get an hour of extra daylight after your work/school day. Who doesn’t want that? All you lose is that sunrise goes from 5:55 AM to 6:52 AM. But sunset goes from 7 to 8 PM basically
no, I like summer time.
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rest of the crowd slowly starts clapping
George Costanza redeemed.
the summer of penis?
“she said I failed the vibe check” “what’s a vibe check?” “I don’t know but I failed so it’s gotta be something bad. you know what this is. it’s GLOBAL WARMING, JERRY!” “oh he we go with the global warming.”
Well I read that in George’s voice
Yep, and Jerry’s
The heatwave is dicking them down?
Can confirm. It does wonders to my self confidence!
