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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前

Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world.

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Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world.

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前
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    Instant improvement in graphics, sound, tactile feedback, overall immersion.

    Respawn timer suuuuucks though.

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      Still waiting for my grandma to respawn, really letting the team down here

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Skill issue

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        Her spawn point is just reaaaally far down below ground.

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        I teabagged her, so it made the reset timer reset.

      • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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        3 天前

        She lost her Gulag

    • abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      3 天前

      The respawn timer is the wheel of Samsara. Unfortunately, because it’s the Wheel of Samsara, every respawn you get worse and worse gear.

      • rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Buddhism is a looter-shooter confirmed

    • Jack@slrpnk.net
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      Well depends on the religion perk I guess

    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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      I went outside one time. The graphics weren’t that great.

      And yeah… the mods SUCK, too. They’ll ban you for almost anything.

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  • abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    An AR-15 is cheaper than RAM? Well it’s time to seize the means of computation.

    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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      Power to the proletariat!

  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    3 天前

    With that rifle you could get your RAM back for free.

    (not financial advice)

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      “bullets can be traded for goods and services” -Homer Simpson’s brain

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    3 天前

    All I see is cheaper way to get your RAM.

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 天前

      Modern problems require modern solutions.

  • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social
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    You get better FPS with the AR-15, but I’ve heard that respawn doesn’t work, which kina ruins it.

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      Skill issue.

      • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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        Seriously… git gud noob

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      The sound system makes up for it. The AR gets louder than most $5k sound systems, and has better bass.

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    There is a “logical” solution here.

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  • ClownStatue@piefed.social
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    Timely. I have a feeling armed citizens might be necessary soon in at least one country.

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      I also recommend Compound Bows and Cross-Bows for when ammo is scarce - Believe me, I’ve been through quite a few civil wars in my time

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        Having to retrieve the arrows after shooting them at a target seems highly unlikely. Why would it be a good choice?

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          That’s kinda the point, you can retrieve your arrows after use - in the apocalypse eventually your not going to be able to make bullets easily at a certain point

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        Got any suggestion for actual bows? Might be fun to learn.

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          I don’t know, I bought a generic one off Amazon and it works great - was mostly just making a joke because of my user name

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      deleted by creator

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    I want the most bang for my buck, so this is helpful to know!

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    Time to change hobby from gaming to shooting.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      3 天前

      you’re about to enter a world of microtransactions…

      ammo, eh?

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        That’s fine I gained a Hunter in Wrath of the Lich King, I’m used to having to buy ammo.

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          You sir (and/or madam) made me laugh out loud.

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            How dare you assume their gender is Binary, what if they are a glebulon from Tau Ceti 3??? ( Oh shit I wasn’t supposed to reveal their existence, never mind, just a silly little joke, nothing to see here)

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          I can’t tell if you’re incredibly stupid, or based af, lol

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      It’s legit a lot of fun. Way more fun than putting holes in paper has any right to be.

      I wouldn’t suggest an AR as your first rifle though. They’re a pain in the balls to field strip and clean, the ammo can get pricey, and they end up in the crosshairs to potentially get banned every time the Democrats want to make a big show of pretending they’re doing something constructive to curb gun violence. Get yourself a nice Ruger 10-22, cheap and easy to shoot, not at all difficult to maintain, and one of the most common rifles out there so you can find a lot of support and accessories.

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        They’re a pain in the balls to field strip and clean,

        They’re designed to be field stripped using only a bullet as a tool. Not many designs are any simpler.

        Get yourself a nice Ruger 10-22,

        Now THAT is a pain in the balls to field strip and clean (comparatively) . But I agree, 10/22s are awesome and make a far more practical first gun for anything other than going to war.

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          Don’t even need a bullet to “field strip” modern Armalites.

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          I mean… .22s have a history for use as a “quiet” gun…

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            A lot more armored vests and helmets that can stop a .22LR have been widely adopted though.

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        They’re a pain in the balls to field strip and clean

        Lmao, what? It literally doesn’t get much easier.

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        Democrats don’t try to ban guns republicans do.

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          Sadly, I have to disagree. R’s will take them after the fact, but D’s will take them as soon as they can

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            The democrats don’t shoot you in the back for having a legal gun though.

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              Love the name. Still care to disagree (ACAB)

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          9 blue states have banned the AR15. Guns that are functionally just as deadly are legal, but the AR is the one people hear about on the news so they ban it specifically by name in their useless feel-good legislation.

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    You could get a lot of Ram with a AR-15

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      Knock over one data center and you’re set for life!

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    Isn’t an AR-15 for 600 dollars something with a welded-on magazine that you pull out of a vending machine in Night City to throw away when it’s empty?

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      No, you’d have to pay in eddies

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      Looking at ebay for guns, cheapass but fully functional AR-patterns seem to start in the low 400s these days.

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      Not really, especially if you are willing to build one yourself.

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    Rem mber: No Russian!

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    Gamer to school shooter pipeline is real 🤣🤣🤣

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    Get the gun for free by working for ICE.

    • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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      Make sure to deport those suspicious illegals wearing red hats 😏

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        Illegals? This man here is not an illegal, Sir

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          Obviously. His hat is the wrong color.

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