• Gestrid@lemmy.ca
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          9 months ago

          Neither can the average American mind, to be honest. I’ve never seen a toilet full enough to do that.

      • BillyTheSkidMark@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        Year, this toilet weird af…

        Problem has still not me a couple of times, but usually cause the toilet is quite small or it’s the walls of the bowl, but if there’s that much water in there I feel like it’s overkill

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        9 months ago

        Dude, the cheapest toilets are purchased for city institutions that provide free services.
        These toilets look like they were made for gnomes.

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      9 months ago

      I deal with it by not rocking a hog like that. When it’s hard it points up, and it’s soft it retracts safely away from toilet water.

    • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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      9 months ago

      Squat on top of the toilet. Both feet on the seat. As a bonus you also assert dominance by default.

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      9 months ago

      99.9% of guys with this issue are lying. The remaining 0.1% usually trim their dick back to prevent it.

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      9 months ago

      The serious answer is that you have to tuck it in the inside of your leg, the inside of the hip joint, being aware of which direction it’s pointing and being careful not to double it up and block flow.